Despite honest intentions to prove to his family that he could be the responsible husband and father they always thought he would be, he fails.
Still, Hank tells himself that he got it right the first time with Karen but these women are just a small reminder of all of the inexcusable things that he's done. As we prepare to bid farewell to our favorite anti-hero, these are 10 of Hank Moody's hottest hookups.
Hank Moody's first on-screen hookup: The Nun. Will Rogers famously said "You never get a second chance to make a first impression" and Hank Moody certainly made the most of his debut. The Nun instantly set the tone and basic expectations of the self-destructive tendencies that consume our favorite struggling writer. Hank walked into a church and started confessing to "JC" when The Nun appeared and offered to solve all of Hank's problem with one incredible blowjob.
Just when it was getting good, Hank woke up from his dream to find himself in bed with Heather Unfortunately for Abby, it didn't turn out the way she had "secretly" hoped. Despite her best judgment, Abby spent 10 episodes fighting herself as her attraction to Hank overruled her moral ethics. But, when Hank was charged with assault and then charged with statutory rape, Abby was there and kept an undeserving Moody out of jail.
Mia has come a long way from the deceivingly mature girl we met at the bookstore in the pilot episode. Much of Californication' s initial success can be credited to Hank's best known hookup with Karen's ex-fiance's then underage daughter. He is an old-school guy.
Often complains to Becca about things wrong with the younger generation, modern TV, movies or music. Is Hank Moody a flawed character? Could be. Is Californication a flawless series, definitely no. Last two seasons stink like a strong fishy odour of a vagina after hogging on cheese and some beer.
But then, it is a vagina, and you anyway love it. What I love about Californication is that I often have a hard time knowing how to feel about Hank Moody. In his pursuit to become a writer, he moved to New York City; and eventually, his talent and gift were noticed by the literary community. After the publication of his third novel, God Hates Us All , which grew his popularity, Hank, Karen and Becca moved to Los Angeles so that Hank could work on the screenplay for the movie adaptation.
In the almost three year gap between seasons four and five, Moody had been in a relationship with Carrie. Not wanting their relationship to turn into a marriage, Hank breaks up with Carrie. After this, Hank contacts Runkle, asking to be put on a flight to Los Angeles to avoid any more complications with Carrie, who he shares an apartment with.
While boarding the flight to Los Angeles, Hank meets Kali. During the flight, Hank and Kali end up having sex in the bathroom. Although in his early forties, Hank seems to think of himself as, and act like, a man in his twenties. The profits from his books have enabled him to live a relatively comfortable and carefree lifestyle, one of the reasons for his arrested development in certain areas. He was on Hell-A magazine and loves to read.
Despite this, Hank still loves and cares deeply for his teenage daughter Becca, as well as his on-again off-again love interest Karen Becca's mother. Still, Hank tends to find himself in trouble more often than not, with his daughter in school, and an abundance of time on his hands. One of Hank's major character flaws and source of drama on the show , is his tendency to effortlessly attract women to him, bringing with them an assortment of trouble that usually often damages his family life.
He begins multiple affairs with literally every woman in close contact. One of those women is the dean's wife and Becca's best friend's mom, which breaks up their marriage and ruins Becca's friendship. Another of those women is one of Hank's students, which is a big no-no.
The other woman is his teaching assistant, Jill, who he strings along for a little while among these other affairs. When Hank catches Becca's boyfriend, Tyler, cheating on her while out at a club with Samurai Apocalypse, things get messy. Hank tells Samurai about it, and he sends his gang to go and rough him up badly.
After that, Hank has another physical confrontation with Tyler at Charlie's house. Sure, Tyler deserved it, but at this point, Hank already knows he's messed up in Becca's eyes. The best option would have been to just talk to Becca about it. If anything, he could try to talk to Karen if he's trying not to hurt Becca so the two could make a better game plan.
Although, as we know, game plans aren't really Hank's thing. On a drunken night out in season three, Hank and Charlie decide to steal Hank's book from a local bookstore. In doing so, they risk being arrested for stealing. Nothing bad really directly happens from this, but it's still a terrible thing to do when you're a writer who relies on sales from bookstores.
That's like bad karma waiting to happen. The fact that they end up in the middle of a convenience store robbery a few minutes later may be an example of that karma in action.
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